I always believe I prefer republicans

THE FENCE TEST, WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down and out he wants the gov. to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or gets a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his healthcare.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

分班

Piggy猪上学前班了。姥姥觉着分班不理想，六个班里，四个班的教室朝阳，两个在阴面，Piggy猪就被分到了阴面的两班中的一个。

我和猪猪说那也没什么了。妈妈的班分的也不很理想，其他两个section都可以空出两个整下午，偏偏妈妈的section只有一个整下午。这严重影响了妈妈的上班时间。但是很多事都是双面的，我的这个section, 有很好的Porperty老师，我太喜欢他的课了。多少年没听过这么可爱的课了。让我想起了高中，想起了老头儿于永泉。

又想起高中分班，其实那次文理科分班也不理想啊。曾经一心想去小宋的班，想着天天和小宋一起混着，多开心啊。可惜不成，怎么都不成，太伤心了，后来还大哭了一场。再后来呢，就释然了。如果去了小宋的班，就不会认识星星和杨光光，未来的岁月里就会缺失最重要的两个朋友。也不会有高二高三的快乐时光，那简直是我最难忘的日子了。所以呢，身在哪里并不重要，在哪里都可以遇到很好很好的朋友。

Life is really a two way street.